Pardon the Gnome
Because when you like someone, they become your favorite. It’s that simple.
T.B. LaBerge // The Novel of Us (via blissfulbeardsdoitbest)

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

image

hoganddice:

omegakttn:

thinksquad:

LAFAYETTE, Colo. – An elementary school principal says she was fired for protecting children from humiliation.
Noelle Roni says she fought against a policy requiring kids to get their hands stamped if they don’t have enough money in their lunch account. She was fired from Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette in the fall.
“The kids are humiliated. They’re branded. It’s disrespectful. Where’s the human compassion? And these are little children,” she said.
Roni was principal for nine years before being fired. She calls it a wrongful termination, and wants her job back.

Why in the living fuck is this not signal boosted the shit out of?

Woo! Classism!

hoganddice:

omegakttn:

thinksquad:

LAFAYETTE, Colo. – An elementary school principal says she was fired for protecting children from humiliation.

Noelle Roni says she fought against a policy requiring kids to get their hands stamped if they don’t have enough money in their lunch account. She was fired from Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette in the fall.

“The kids are humiliated. They’re branded. It’s disrespectful. Where’s the human compassion? And these are little children,” she said.

Roni was principal for nine years before being fired. She calls it a wrongful termination, and wants her job back.

Why in the living fuck is this not signal boosted the shit out of?

Woo! Classism!

cranbarrier:

Welcome to Cardboard Box Office – our homemade creations of some of your favorite movie scenes built from some of our favorite domestic junk.

The project began after finding that we had accumulated both a lot of cardboard boxes (due to moving to a new country) and a baby (due to giving birth). With our social lives drastically altered we decided to find a way to make some of those housebound weekends a little more fun.

The costumes, props, and sets in Cardboard Box Office are created entirely out of everyday household items, toys, cardboard, and three individuals slowly losing their sanity. Enjoy!”

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

harjotlall:

Rats fighting then forget why

harjotlall:

Rats fighting then forget why

milddoormatlover:

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

THIS IS THE FUCKNNIEST THING IVES EVER SEEEN NEVER SHOEW THIS THO ME WHEN IM DURNK

milddoormatlover:

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

THIS IS THE FUCKNNIEST THING IVES EVER SEEEN NEVER SHOEW THIS THO ME WHEN IM DURNK